Ask Podge

Start with the awkward question, not the category.

Answer two lightweight prompts and Podge will route you to the closest verdict, plus a backup route if the situation is messier than advertised.

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Step 1

What kind of thing is this?

Step 2

What pressure matters most?

Prompt board

Still want the old shortcuts?

The guided router is the quickest route, but the familiar prompt board is still here if you already recognise your question.

What is this vaguepost actually about? Useful when somebody has posted almost no information but an unhealthy amount of implication. Do I actually have the moral authority to police phone use? Useful when the child is glued to a screen and the adult is holding one while complaining. Should I send that message? Useful when the message feels important, but you are no longer sure whether it is wise. Should this go in the group chat? Useful when the audience may become part of the problem. Am I making this all about me? Useful when your reaction is getting bigger and you are not sure it should be. Are my subscriptions getting out of hand? Useful when recurring costs have started to feel invisible and suspicious. Is this hype actually real? Useful when excitement looks a little too coordinated to trust on sight. What phone rules would actually work in this house? Useful when everyone is already arguing and nobody wants another vague rule. Do I actually need the fancy version? Useful when durability, value, and price are all competing for attention. Will I regret posting this? Useful when audience, tone, and emotion are all harder to judge than they look. Is this discount actually worth it? Useful when a big red sale sticker is doing most of the talking. Is this grassroots or astroturf? Useful when a sudden wave of comments, outrage, or support looks suspiciously coordinated. What is this algorithm quietly costing me? Useful when recommendations keep converting spare attention into money, time, or mood damage. Am I relying on AI too much emotionally? Useful when a helpful chat starts becoming the main place your feelings go. Should I be proud of this plate? Useful when dinner needs a tiny courtroom under a health lens, not a morality spiral. How big is this room, really? Good for paint, flooring, furniture, and fewer trips back to the shop. What percentage did this actually change by? Useful when a price, metric, or before-and-after number needs plain-language context. How many days are between these dates? Useful when a deadline, trip, countdown, or booking window needs a clean calendar answer. How much of this total is actually VAT? Useful when a number looks simple until tax starts haunting it.