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What do you need a verdict on?

Start with the awkward thing in front of you: a message, a post, a feed, a sale, a plate, a family phone rule, or a number that needs a clean answer.

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Pick the thing you are trying not to make worse

These are the fastest routes into Technofatty: real situations, direct verdicts, and one next move you can use.

Vaguepost Decoder A verdict on what kind of cryptic engagement bait a context-free post is trying to be. Parent Phone Hypocrisy Meter A blunt check on whether the household phone lecture is being delivered from inside the same behavioural swamp. Should I Send That Message Gauge A verdict on whether your message is clear, proportionate, and safe to send as written. Should This Go In The Group Chat? A room check for messages that may need a smaller audience before they become group content. Main Character Risk Calculator A blunt check on whether you are about to make somebody else's moment revolve around you. Subscription Shame Index A quick diagnosis of how much your recurring payments are costing you in money and inertia. Fake Fan Detector A suspicion check for hype that looks too polished, too sudden, or too coordinated to feel fully real. Parental Phone Treaty Generator A practical way to turn family phone anxiety into clearer rules that can actually be enforced. Fancy Version Justification Engine A practical comparison for deciding whether the better version is worth the extra cost. Future Embarrassment Gauge A practical check on whether a post is ready for other people or better left in drafts. Sale Suspicion Gauge A practical way to tell whether a discount is helping you or just hurrying you. Astroturf Detector A scepticism check for sudden grassroots-looking campaigns that may be more manufactured than messy. Algorithm Tax Calculator A cost check for recommendation feeds that quietly turn attention into purchases, subscriptions, and lost time. AI Emotional Dependency Gauge A wellbeing check for when an AI assistant is helping with feelings but may be replacing human support. Should I Be Proud Of This Plate? A condition-aware meal verdict with green flags, charges pending, and one non-dramatic next move.

Browse by situation

When the problem has a location

Messages, feeds, money pressure, plates, and household tech each have their own hub if you want the surrounding context first.

Before You Post

A Technofatty situation hub for messages, vagueposts, main-character risk, and posts that may age badly once the room changes.

Is This Feed Lying To Me?

A Technofatty situation hub for synthetic hype, astroturf signals, recommendation costs, and platform behaviour that feels too tidy.

Money Pressure

A Technofatty situation hub for recurring costs, sale urgency, and upgrade decisions that feel more justified than they are.

Plate Verdict

A Technofatty situation hub for checking what a plate is probably doing under your chosen health lens.

Household Tech

A Technofatty situation hub for phone rules, adult example-setting, and AI reassurance loops at home.

Digital Body Language

A Technofatty situation hub for reading the unspoken signals in how people behave online — reactions, timing, visibility, and what gets left unsaid.

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Every live verdict

The full set, grouped by what kind of problem it handles

Use this section when you already know the general area: money, home, health, time, food, tech, or life.

Money

Translates the user's actual overdraft usage into a clear annual cost, compares it to alternatives, and shows what the same money could earn in savings.

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Home

Find public-holiday bridge opportunities that create long runs of time off for few leave days.

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Food

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Life

In any ongoing arrangement — employer, landlord, platform, or service — is the other party extracting more value than you are receiving?

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Work

Calculate project revenue, direct costs, gross profit, margin, and effective hourly rate.

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Relationships

Assess friend group health from inclusion, reciprocity, gossip, conflict, after-feeling, and planning drama.

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Lifestyle

Plain estimates for everyday climate and carbon trade-offs, translated into numbers people can actually picture.

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Flight Carbon Cost in Plain Numbers

Estimate passenger flight CO2e from distance, return trip, passengers, radiative forcing, and cabin class.

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Plastic Bottle Habit Audit

Calculates annual plastic bottles, spend, plastic weight, CO2, and reusable bottle payback.

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Home Heating Carbon Footprint Estimator

Estimate annual heating CO2e from fuel type and bill or kWh, then translate it into car, flight, and tree equivalents.

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Is My Recycling Actually Being Recycled?

Score common recycling-bin items against standard kerbside rules and flag contaminants.

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Education

Education verdicts

Course, reading, study, and language tools for decisions where the time cost is as real as the price.

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Is This Course Worth the Price?

Score course value from cost, salary uplift, recoup time, free alternatives, funding, and career stage.

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Reading Habit Progress Tracker

Room Area Tool

Measure floor area fast before you buy paint, flooring, furniture, or other room-sized materials.

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Time

Days Between Dates Engine

See the number of days between two dates without calendar wrangling or spreadsheet-style date math.

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